Sorry, but it turns out I’m a human being. Human beings get lonely. Human beings need physical contact with other human beings. This is the way life goes. I’m sorry if it makes you uncomfortable, honestly. I am. But I hope it doesn’t make you angry with me, because I think that the obsession that our society has with policing bodies -which are beautiful, love-needing things- is frankly a bit… 
Fascist.
And I am a human being but not a fascist one.
The end.